There Is No Wrong Time for...

Written on a bathroom stall at The Living Room in the East Village.


-found by Robyn

I Was Possessed by the Junk Food Demon

"I went to get a salad for lunch and on the way back I passed a hotdog cart and was like "MUST HAVE!" So I got two hotdogs.  Then on the way back from the hotdog cart I passed a donut shop and was like "MUST HAVE!" So I got two donuts. Then on the way back from the donut shop I ate one of the donuts.  But it's okay.  I worked out yesterday."


-Scott

The Ultimate Food Catcher

I have literally pulled cheese and popcorn out of my bra.


-Anonymous 

A Handy Woman

"I have been so poor that I duct taped my bra together for more than, wait it's never appropriate to, for more than an appropriate amount of time, like 2 months."


-Ani

Will Someone Please Kill the Lion King?

I downloaded the Lion King ringtone for my new Android phone.  I wanted to use it for one of my friends.  Then at 1am I hear some African screaming because I got a work email.  It happened again at 3am.  Then I didn't know how to set my phone to silent and it was going off in meetings and in class!  I just wanted to do something cute for my friend and now I hate the Lion King.


-Sandra

Feminine Grace

The man behind the counter at the donut shop gave me a cheeky wink and in a fit of feminism I scowled at him with chocolate frosting in my teeth.

- sent by Megan

You look like you shop at JCrew for boys

My sister is always telling me I dress like a lesbian.  So, the other day I saw a lesbian wearing the same shirt as me.  Who says a plaid button down can't be sexy!?


-Robyn