You Will All Have Chins!

I want it in my contract that there must be chocolate in the building at all times.


-Robyn

The Power of Fried Chicken

So I was lying on my side and my hair was in my face. I hadn't showered since Saturday afternoon so I had noticed how I was not smelling so great. Then because my hair was in my face I could smell it but it smelled like fried chicken, which I thought was weird and couldn't decide if it was an improvement or not from it's dirty smell.  Then I realized that my roommates boyfriend had brought fried chicken for dinner and I realized I was hungry!


-Megan

Sad But True

I know I can't be pregnant.  I have had my period for literally a month.


-Anonymous 

Not Emily Dickinson but just the same

My cat's name is Cat Benatar.


-Allie

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Freelancers are the modern day cowboy

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Hey Liz-zards!
Sorry I haven't posted in a while.  I was out of town.  However, I do have a crazy story to tell about taking a flight home and meeting Oprah!  Well, I thought she was Oprah but she turned out to be a kid who looked, sounded and gave advice just like Oprah, and she gave me a DIAMOND WATCH!!! (If only any of that were real.)


Anyway, I am back now and boy to I have moments for you!  


-LLM

There Is No Wrong Time for...

Written on a bathroom stall at The Living Room in the East Village.


-found by Robyn