You Will All Have Chins!

I want it in my contract that there must be chocolate in the building at all times.


-Robyn

The Power of Fried Chicken

So I was lying on my side and my hair was in my face. I hadn't showered since Saturday afternoon so I had noticed how I was not smelling so great. Then because my hair was in my face I could smell it but it smelled like fried chicken, which I thought was weird and couldn't decide if it was an improvement or not from it's dirty smell.  Then I realized that my roommates boyfriend had brought fried chicken for dinner and I realized I was hungry!


-Megan

Sad But True

I know I can't be pregnant.  I have had my period for literally a month.


-Anonymous 

Not Emily Dickinson but just the same

My cat's name is Cat Benatar.


-Allie

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Freelancers are the modern day cowboy

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Hey Liz-zards!
Sorry I haven't posted in a while.  I was out of town.  However, I do have a crazy story to tell about taking a flight home and meeting Oprah!  Well, I thought she was Oprah but she turned out to be a kid who looked, sounded and gave advice just like Oprah, and she gave me a DIAMOND WATCH!!! (If only any of that were real.)


Anyway, I am back now and boy to I have moments for you!  


-LLM

There Is No Wrong Time for...

Written on a bathroom stall at The Living Room in the East Village.


-found by Robyn

I Was Possessed by the Junk Food Demon

"I went to get a salad for lunch and on the way back I passed a hotdog cart and was like "MUST HAVE!" So I got two hotdogs.  Then on the way back from the hotdog cart I passed a donut shop and was like "MUST HAVE!" So I got two donuts. Then on the way back from the donut shop I ate one of the donuts.  But it's okay.  I worked out yesterday."


-Scott

The Ultimate Food Catcher

I have literally pulled cheese and popcorn out of my bra.


-Anonymous 

A Handy Woman

"I have been so poor that I duct taped my bra together for more than, wait it's never appropriate to, for more than an appropriate amount of time, like 2 months."


-Ani

Will Someone Please Kill the Lion King?

I downloaded the Lion King ringtone for my new Android phone.  I wanted to use it for one of my friends.  Then at 1am I hear some African screaming because I got a work email.  It happened again at 3am.  Then I didn't know how to set my phone to silent and it was going off in meetings and in class!  I just wanted to do something cute for my friend and now I hate the Lion King.


-Sandra

Feminine Grace

The man behind the counter at the donut shop gave me a cheeky wink and in a fit of feminism I scowled at him with chocolate frosting in my teeth.

- sent by Megan

You look like you shop at JCrew for boys

My sister is always telling me I dress like a lesbian.  So, the other day I saw a lesbian wearing the same shirt as me.  Who says a plaid button down can't be sexy!?


-Robyn