You Will All Have Chins!

I want it in my contract that there must be chocolate in the building at all times.


-Robyn

The Power of Fried Chicken

So I was lying on my side and my hair was in my face. I hadn't showered since Saturday afternoon so I had noticed how I was not smelling so great. Then because my hair was in my face I could smell it but it smelled like fried chicken, which I thought was weird and couldn't decide if it was an improvement or not from it's dirty smell.  Then I realized that my roommates boyfriend had brought fried chicken for dinner and I realized I was hungry!


-Megan

Sad But True

I know I can't be pregnant.  I have had my period for literally a month.


-Anonymous 

Not Emily Dickinson but just the same

My cat's name is Cat Benatar.


-Allie

Quote

Freelancers are the modern day cowboy

I sorry

Hey Liz-zards!
Sorry I haven't posted in a while.  I was out of town.  However, I do have a crazy story to tell about taking a flight home and meeting Oprah!  Well, I thought she was Oprah but she turned out to be a kid who looked, sounded and gave advice just like Oprah, and she gave me a DIAMOND WATCH!!! (If only any of that were real.)


Anyway, I am back now and boy to I have moments for you!  


-LLM

There Is No Wrong Time for...

Written on a bathroom stall at The Living Room in the East Village.


-found by Robyn

I Was Possessed by the Junk Food Demon

"I went to get a salad for lunch and on the way back I passed a hotdog cart and was like "MUST HAVE!" So I got two hotdogs.  Then on the way back from the hotdog cart I passed a donut shop and was like "MUST HAVE!" So I got two donuts. Then on the way back from the donut shop I ate one of the donuts.  But it's okay.  I worked out yesterday."


-Scott

The Ultimate Food Catcher

I have literally pulled cheese and popcorn out of my bra.


-Anonymous 

A Handy Woman

"I have been so poor that I duct taped my bra together for more than, wait it's never appropriate to, for more than an appropriate amount of time, like 2 months."


-Ani

Will Someone Please Kill the Lion King?

I downloaded the Lion King ringtone for my new Android phone.  I wanted to use it for one of my friends.  Then at 1am I hear some African screaming because I got a work email.  It happened again at 3am.  Then I didn't know how to set my phone to silent and it was going off in meetings and in class!  I just wanted to do something cute for my friend and now I hate the Lion King.


-Sandra

Feminine Grace

The man behind the counter at the donut shop gave me a cheeky wink and in a fit of feminism I scowled at him with chocolate frosting in my teeth.

- sent by Megan

You look like you shop at JCrew for boys

My sister is always telling me I dress like a lesbian.  So, the other day I saw a lesbian wearing the same shirt as me.  Who says a plaid button down can't be sexy!?


-Robyn

New Design

Hello Lemon Heads,
Today I updated the site to make it more appealing.  I had been getting some complaints about the design theme of the blog and so I put a little effort into it this time.  I hope everyone likes the improvements.  


Please remember to send me your Liz Lemon stories.  I can only make this site work if I get some audience participation.  Lizmoment@gmail.com


P.S
Would you, the follows of this blog, prefer to be called "Lemon Heads" or "Liz-zards"?

Mmmm.... Donuts

I have an unhealthy obsession with Dunkin Donuts. (Though I'm not sure what kind of obsession with fried pastries could be healthy.)

-Shereen

The Kid Gloves are Coming Off!

Tracy implied that Liz's dry, chapped hands are gloves.  My friends (one of whom is named Dennis) have been dogging me about my own dry, chapped hands for years.

-Shereen

Working Out is Tasty

I sat on the couch eating leftover Chinese food while watching on-demand Yoga.

-Shereen

Oh, Hello There

A few days ago I ate Indian food for lunch. Not-so-shortly after I had finished eating, my friend asked me if this woman he was looking at had weird boobs. Naturally, I had to check my own in order to properly compare, and as I was groping myself I found a piece of rice that had tucked itself away for later. Fortunately for me, now was later and I ate the rice. As I was doing this a million thoughts were running through my head: "Why am I doing this?" "This rice is cold." "I hate that food gets stuck to your bosom." "mmm rice." By the time I was done eating my rice I realized that I had just had a Liz Lemon Moment!

As my friend and I wiped that laughter-tears from our eyes we realized that I cannot be the only woman in America or even the World to be able to so closely relate to Tina Fey's iconic character on the hilarious and award winning show, 30 Rock. So I made this blog.

My goal with this blog is to bring you one Liz Lemon moment of the day. So send me your Liz Lemon moments, your pictures of Liz look-a-likes, your embarrassingly sad stories of eating ice cream while walking on the treadmill, or messing up relationships, or buying all the hot dogs, or dressing up like a skank to get your dad to hit on you at a bar and save your parents marriage. For while Liz acts from her gut, her finger is on the pulse of America and her heart-pulse is always in the right place.

Tell me your stories at LizMoment@gmail.com and tell your friends to go to there.

Liz Lemons Unite!